Straight women: Neil Patrick Harris is sexy.
Gay guys: Neil Patrick Harris is sexy.
Straight guys: Neil Patrick Harris is sexy.
Lesbians: Neil Patrick Harris is sexy.
Neil Patrick Harris: Neil Patrick Harris is sexy.
friend: did you know it takes 43 muscles to frown & only 17 to smile
me: did you know it takes 0 muscles to not give a fuck
Anonymous asked: I cannot get over how adorable you are.
Saw a cute girl at the gym today.
-didn’t say hi *facepalm* #seriousfirstworldproblems
district banners for Panem
sing-them-to-silence: District 1: Luxury; diamonds. District 2: Masonry; ancient brick rock District 3: Technology; micro chip District 4: Fishing; the ocean waves District 5: Power; electricity District 6: Transportation; a train on railroad tracks District 7: Lumber; Lumber logs District 8: Textiles; fabric textures District 9: Grain; wheat District 10:...
Somebody learn to speak Native American with me. The language is so spectacular and unique
Pitchers in the infield. No, not there. Over here. INFIELD. Get off the grass....– Coach Potts (via hrthrthrt)
hrthrthrt: Why is Jim Halpert narrating an Esurance commercial? Seriously, Jim. Get back to work. Just because Michael is gone doesn’t mean you can find another job. Figure your shit out.
When people joke about you , & they go too far.
professional-mess: Coach Larremore hmm?
stubbornheartache: When I try I can be somewhat cute.
Can February march?
No, but April may!